stevenfresco:

“we’re having pizza for dinner”

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yungbasedblogger:

teacher: why are you late?

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simsgonewrong:

Yes, Mr. Firefighter, please run AWAY from the fire you’re supposed to put out.

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drunktrophywife:

If you don’t think I’m cute that’s your problem not mine

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baracknobama:

when my mum tells me to put on a jacket

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NO HUMAN

DO NOT BOOP MY NOSE

RAWWWWWRRRRRRRR

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burgrs:

hotdammysammy:

burgrs:

*eats 1,000 oranges* its fruit i won’t gain weight

An orange is approximately 87 calories. If you were to eat 1,000 oranges that would be 87,000 calories.

its fruit i wont gain weight 

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